Now it may not be their fault completely. It doesn’t help that nearly every annual sports title, and every crap-tastic movie tie-in still sees life on Sony’s sophomore console. So with that in mind, it’s you’re job to help them. There are a couple ways to go about this. When they not so subtly invite themselves over to play Gears of War 3 on your current box, just cut them off! Show them the true repercussions for not wanting to live in the now. Or when they invite you over to play NBA 2K12 on their dinosaur machine, “accidentally” trip over a controller wire (I know… wired controllers) and yank that sonofagun right off the entertainment stand. They’ll have no choice but to embrace the new hotness, then.

Don’t get me wrong, we’re not talking about those who can’t afford new game gadgets. Games are indeed expensive. If it weren’t for Corrupted Saves paying the big Internet money, I’d still be blowing dust out of my NES cartridges. It’s also not that the PS2 is a bad system; she gave us some great times. So do the old girl a favor, and let her rest.

Here’s where I would  normally list something coming out for the PlayStation 2, but would you really care?

Comic by Zac Landry.