However, do you know who wasn’t given a choice? These poor guards. They are forced by the cruel hands of fate, or game programmers who can be equally cruel, to utter the now infamous line. Perhaps if all the criminal scum would indeed just stop right there, these protectors of the peace would be freed of these verbal shackles. Who knows what they’d talk about then? It could be a conversation filled with delight. But until the criminal scum stops, and stops right there, I’m afraid we’re all just a part of the problem.

Just something to think about before you pop in that Skyrim disc on November 11th. Sorry to get all heavy on you…you criminal scum.

Comic by Zac Landry.